Friday, July 8, 2011

50 reasons to not living graphic designer



1. they are the ones that are very strange.
2. There are billions of people in the world, as the colors on your computer screen.
3. they will analyze the conversation on the layer.
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4. you will spend a day assembling IKEA furniture.
5 they drink and eat all sorts of weird shit, just because they like the packaging.
6. they hate each other.
7. You will get the last of the film because You see the full list of credits.
8. they were not able to change a light bulb or without a sketch.
9. they make love put all tables with their clothes.
10. they study the reverse pattern on your action paisley to listen to what you have to say.
11. they will fill your home with magazines and all what is there that has a picture.
12. you never know if it's truly original or copy.
13. they are a collage with your photo.
14 that they don't know how addition and subtraction, they simply do not include the letter.
15. They idolize people, does anyone know and talk about them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost every day, and all cut into strange shapes.
17. they ask for your opinion about everything, but they do what they want.
18 It is justified to the left, right, or unless they arrive at the end of the Center.
19. They hate comics without the same with passion, they like Helvetica.
20. they use the iPhone for everything, because each person has.
21. you can't decorate the House without consultation.
22. They fly signage.
23. always wear their hands painted with something.
24. they bought the unfinished doll for them to paint.
25 All into something other than what it actually is: the card tickets, cards ...
26 when the support, you will be referred to as the wheel rotates OSX (pas too)
27. do not know how to dress without consulting a Pantone book.
28. they despise Excel.
29. they read comic books.
30. they want to save the world simply by poster.
31 will be brainstorming on.
32 on a holiday, they will be there for you to state that You have no idea and no beach.
33 Museum is their second home.
34. they know more posts from the Kamasutra.
35. they can't go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. they listen to music, you've never heard of.
37. They can t Cook ´ normal flat, they still have to experiment with new materials.
38. they read rare books: children's stories, the semiotics of ...
39. When are you going to tell You something, everyone has read on facebook and twitter.
40. they have the iPod itself until you know they exist.
41. an orgasm, they remember when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own stores to them and the most expensive in the city.
43. they want to spend all the money from the Apple Store.
44. you will never understand their prize.
45. they see laughter and ordinary objects.
46. you wake up in the middle of the night screaming hearim "where is the deadline?
47. they see the CMYK and RGB as Neo sees the matrix.
48. they dream of the day, that person will make only one change to their designs.
49. they pay for the police to a special birthday present.
50. they always sleepy because they operate 24/7.

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